I had a wonderful conversation with one of the girls in my dorm today. It went something like this.
Her: You should play Euchre with us.
Me: I can't! I have to read Machiavelli tonight.
Her: (pause) Wouldn't it be cool to be some famous intellectual? Like, you'd be remembered for all of time. People would be like, 'Hey! Remember Alkema (her last name)? She wrote that book..'The Princess'.
Me: *insane laughter*
I should also mention, she called me easy.
It was a good day.