'If in living we die and in dying we live, what happens when we're in a coma? Do we become omnipotent?' -'Speaker unknown'
'And all I'm saying is, see what a wonderful world it would be if only we'd give it a chance. Love baby, Love, thats the secret yeah. If lots more of us loved each other, we'd solve lots more problems and then this world would be so much better. Thats why old Pop's keeps saying....i think to myself, what a wonderful world.' -Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World
'R&B lanes do not take responsiblity for damage to personalized balls!' - A sign for a bowling alley
'When the electricity goes off, we can all watch tv by candlelight.' -Anonymous
'Why didn't Millie just unscrew the parlour walls and take them with her??' -Craig Vamos